Did I win the 'teacher lottery' or what?!

I am one lucky girl --- 3 teacher contacts this week. And it's only TUESDAY!!! Do I live right or what?!
Two for one son, one for another. Instead of screaming I went out with girlfriends and had margaritas tonight. It seems a much healthier way to handle things (in my realm of reality anyway).
Gotta give those teachers credit for caring, though. If I had that job I'd totally have committed a homicide by now. But that's just me.
On the sock front --- I think some headway has been made. Son #3 has paid a total of $6 and he's ticked about that. We made it through the weekend with nary a sock to be found. I'm not sure if he's even wearing them at this point but at least they're not lying around the house. :)
And for those who are interested --- the pantry door is totally a lost cause. I have come to grips with that fact and I can handle it. I can't charge money for that infraction because it's too difficult to prove who the culprits are. That's OK -- we choose our battles. At the moment my battles are socks and F's. I seem to be the victor (so far) in one and haven't a clue as to how to win the other.
I just hope that a career in tattoo artistry can feed a family. Either that, or he'd better make a mint off of his "mommy dearest" book (which I'd better get a cut of!).
That visa to Kenya better come through -- I need some time away.