I could never make this stuff up

OK, so here is visual proof of my last post. I couldn't believe my eyes, and fortunately I stopped them from eating anything until I took pictures.
Here is a picture of Son #3's plate after he loaded up on dinner. Note: tonight I made pork roast and gravy, mashed potatoes and a sundried pasta salad that was ...... everyone gasp ....... new (and don't jump on the carb bandwagon or I'll have to use nasty, mean language back at you):

Yes, that's his idea of "loading up". He took one bite of the roast and 4 1/2 pieces of pasta. No potatoes.
Hang on --- here's a picture of Son #2's plate:

At least the kid likes mashed potatoes. Pasta salad -- not so much. I think he has trust issues with the word "pasta". Go figure.
Oh, and when this is all they eat --- this is all they eat. I am not a short-order cook. What I make for dinner is all that's offered for dinner.
Hope Son #3 makes it through the night.