Here's the deal:
I read in the paper tonight that .......
..... wait, I need to slow down my breathing and my heart rate. I just cannot believe this!
Wait for it ..... wait for it ....... OK ..... here goes ....
George Clooney is "back on the market"!!!!!!!!
Seriously!!
He and his long time, gorgeous, younger-than-me girlfriend have called it quits.
I think he's finally realizing that he needs a WOMAN, not a girl.
So ..... put your feelers out, contact anyone you know who might know anyone .....
and get George and I together!!
All it will take is one date.
Heck, not even a full date. Thirty minutes would do it.
At 31 minutes he'll realize what a catch I am and that he's been looking for me all of his life.
And the rest .... will be history.
As an added incentive .... the person who gets us together will accompany me to the next Oscars show.
:)
What?
Stop being negative.
It could happen.
Especially if we all believe that it can and we think only happy thoughts.
Wait .... that was what helped them to fly in "Mary Poppins".
Dang.
But heck, if it can work a for flying nanny, a chimney sweep and some syrupy sweet kids, then who knows?!
It just might work for George ..... and me.
What are you waiting for???
Get out there and start connecting with your contacts!!
Time's a wasting!!!
:)
Oh .... and happy Thursday, Peeps.
Oh. My. Goodness. I think this may have to become my new desktop picture!
Or maybe this. Yes, even with a beard I am weak at the knees!
Oh, my! T.A.N.W. ....
And with this one .... I shall end my post. And maybe go take a cold shower.
10 comments:
Snicker. Giggle. ;o)
But…ummmm…wasn't it Peter Pan and not Mary Poppins? Oh, wait. Crap. I seem to have the same affliction as you do, with being unable to go back and delete what I write even when I know I've changed my mind. Oops.
Or did they need pixie dust AND happy thoughts in Peter Pan? No? Hmmm…
"I love to laugh!
Tee hee hee hee!
Long and loud and clear.
The more I laugh
(hee hee hee hee)
The more I'm a merrier me!"
(Sorry…Anna watches Mary Poppins a lot, in spurts. ;o)) And curse you and your M.P. reference--now it's stuck in my head! ;o)
Hope that cold shower worked for you, Janine! =)
~Candice
(PS--my comment's made-up verification word is "hotude." I think it must be able to read your post and nuances too. ;o))
Could it be that you car ride from Destin has made you a little out of touch with reality?
Actually, when you wish upon a star..Makes no difference who you are..
I'll get with my Hollywood connections right away..
You never cease to make me laugh..
Way to start my day with those photos, now I need a cold shower!
He'd be lucky to have you!
Love you!
You do realize that he smokes like a chimney! Think of the smell and the taste. YUCK!
I'm with you on this one. Such a hunka, hunka. Besides what's a little smoke between you know who. I'm putting out my feelers for ya. If per chance he might even like an even older, older and mature woman, you can always send him my way!! I got nothing against cougars!!
Candice .... yes, it was in both movies, but I didn't think about Peter Pan at the time. And have fun singing with the songs in your head! Chim-chimery, chim-chimery, chim chim cheroo ..... tee hee!
Anon 1 ---- HEY! Everyone's reality is a little different from others'. One never knows unless one tries, right? So thank you for checking with your Hollywood peeps. :)
Nat - did the shower help? And yes indeed, he WOULD be lucky to have me. Now get out your address book and start connecting!
Anon 2: WHAT?! He smokes???? YUCK!!! Ooooh, I can imagine the smell. Ugh. And the taste?! ... erjkldjsfeirjejndalfjaijgajkgjl;jgjdlsfkdldkkjjfjjdjdjjfkjsjlkjlfjidkljlkejffdkdsdkdfkjsdlfjkjdlfljkdjij.......
sorry. I think I fainted over the key board while imagining the taste.
Whew! Where was I? Oh .... the smoking ..... well, since this is MY dream we will go by my rules ... he'll quit, of course. For me.
And if not, if I can just focus on that taste thing .... I'll get over it! Got to go .... I'm feeling light-headed again!
Thanks, Patti. Please don't get your hopes up, though. If he finds that he'd rather be with a woman older than myself, then I'll just have to dye my hair totally grey, spend 12 hours a day in a tanning bed, and stop taking my pain meds so that I'll walk and move like a 102 year old.
Whatever it takes.
What.
Ever.
:)
umm sorry, no connections :( but he'd be a fool to pass you by!!!!
on a totally separate and unrelated note; just decided that I for sure am going to Camp Widow, booked the flights room etc; Hope I can meet you in person after lurking on your blog for so long!
YAY BETH!!!!!!!!!! I am SOOO happy that you're going and we had BETTER meet each other!!!! There's no way we're going to be in the same place and not find each other!!!
You just made my day! :)
thanks Janine! I am getting more and more excited about it every day!!
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