Thursday, March 27, 2008

Out of body experiences

This picture is from NYC.  We were getting in line for the ferry to the Statue of Liberty.  The man always had some boring reading material.  
I took the boys out to dinner tonight.  I always have the best of intentions.  And I know they must have a secret meeting before we go anywhere.  They plot the specific ways they are going to drive me crazy.  They have got to plan this ahead of time.  There's no way this is just an impromptu gift.  They have a script and they stick to it.  And when my eyes glaze over and my soul leaves my body, they have scored.
Tonight the conversation/argument was "what happens to a glacier if it's struck by lightening".
Son #3 had one opinion.  Son #1 decided to argue the point.  The boy could argue with a post.  He lives to argue.  Thrives on it.  Finds great joy in it.  He starts the argument, my eyes glaze over and then I'm gone.  Jim used to notice this and then he'd ask, "Where are you now?"  I'd answer, "I'm in San Antonio with Daughter #1", or "I'm eating dinner with Daughters #2 & 3 -- I am NOT here."
The sons do not notice this.  They just keep arguing whether a glacier would indeed melt if struck by lightening or if it would blow up.  
They make me tired.
The MRI is done.  The sneaky ENT failed to mention that I would be getting an IV for this so they could do one with contrast.  Jerk.
It took about an hour and was very, very loud.  They put earphones on me and set it to the radio station I requested.  Too bad that the only time I could hear it was when the machine wasn't taking pictures of my brain!  Oh well.  I kept my eyes closed and tried to relax.  I started to fall asleep during the last 5 minutes.  Go figure.
I won't know anything until next week.  
Well, that's it for tonight.  I'm going to have an out of body experience now and maybe take a walk down Broadway.  If I'm not back by tomorrow you might want to call the guys in the white coats.  


10 comments:

KellyAnne Style said...

I forgot to say that the whole reason I pulled up your blog - was to let you know I finally got the hit tracker on my blogspot! I have been trying everyday since I started the blog. The directions were wrong on the site. It was driving me batty!
xo

KellyAnne Style said...

also, I forgot to spell check my long comment to you...dont hold it against me!
xoxox

Anonymous said...

Man! I am a total ditz! When I called last night I totally for got to ask about your MRI. It's always gotta be about me doesn't it. lol To bad to hear about the IV, I know first hand those are not fun! I try and have a few of the out of body experience myself but my children are a little to young to leave them by themselves right now. hehehe One day I will be able to visit the exotic place you do and heck maybe we can out of body experience them together. Thats my hope! I know RET what can I say? Love you and thanks for listening to me last night, your awsome!

Anonymous said...

Just like to point out that I did not argue....

-Sone number lovable 2

Anonymous said...

I'm having dinner with extended family tonight. I think I'll bring that up for conversation.

Malinn Saxe said...

As a mother of 3 boys - and no daughters - I just wanted to tell you that I've lived the last 25 years of my life experiencing exactly what you are describing! My eyes just glaze over - and I'm off in another world some where! And I think my boy's greatest joy in life is to make fun of me, and give me a hard time! :) I certainly could relate!

Love, Malinn

Unknown said...

heading overseas in the morn but will be praying for you and that your health is ok & that they figure out what the problem is accurately! It sounds very frustrating... xoxo Wendee

Anonymous said...

Oh good Lord!
I SO know that glazed-over feeling...and I have three girls! It matters not what gender they are. The arguments over silly, inane things seems to be a sibling thing. Somebody once told me, "Put them in a barrel and feed them through a hole until they turn 13. When they turn 13, you plug up the hole!"
Hmmmm...might work:)

I love you!
Lis

Unknown said...

If you're interested you can follow my shark diving experience at the discovery channel online shark week blog I will start posting around Apr 5 but leave today! In airport now :) http://blogs.discovery.com/expedition_shark

Anonymous said...

IS THAT WHAT'S BEEN HAPPENING? I am officially the mother of a teenager...(as of March 6th)...lately, I've been finding myself in Hawaii!!!
Thanks for the reality check!
XOXO
K in AK