Today Dr. M came over to pick up Rigby so that he could have a little procedure done. She also brought her new "baby", Huck. He's a 9 week old Mastiff. OMG --- it was love at first sight. I am smitten.
She just brought Rigby home and Huck was still with her. I went out to look at him again, and the boys also went to see him. Son #3 is now hell-bent on taking complete advantage of my recently acquired brain damage and my "head over heels" feeling about Huck, whom, I might add, has 3 sisters who need a home.
I love the idea of having a calm, huge dog here with me when it's just Son #3 and me .... and when it's just me.
So ..... I need help. I don't need people to tell me I'm crazy --- I fully acknowledge that. I am not in denial. I KNOW I'M CRAZY!! Maybe that makes it worse? I don't need people to tell me I'd be an idiot of I got one .... I know that, too.
I think what I really need is for someone to come over here, sneak up on me, sedate me, and then carry me off somewhere and keep me sedated until my senses fully return. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Fully return! hahahahahahahhahahah
Oooooh, that's a good one.
Seriously, those are the coolest dogs!!! I know that M1 & K1 are going to rooting for me to get one ..... as is Dr. M.
I need a lobotomy.
Oh .... and here's Huck:
"They're coming to take me away, ha ha. They're coming to take me away, ho ho, hee hee, ha ha, to the funny farm, where life is beautiful all day long and I'd be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha ha!"
How many of you remember that on the radio????
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Ok.....sit down....take several very deep breaths.....picture a beach....oops sorry, got off track there for a sec. Picture me screaming in your ear, "THEY GROW UP!!!!!" Picture the size of the dog poop she will be leaving you around your house (as INSIDE your house....your beautifully redecorated house. And pee the size of Lake Houston!!! Do you have that picture firmly in your head?!? SNAP OUT OF IT!! I still love you bunches.
Oh....I'm not even going to tell you what D said. You'll have to call and ask him.
Just give in to the craziness and go for it. The cats will get used to the dog. I have one cat that now cleans the dogs face and the other rolls around in front trying to gets it's attention. We're just one big happy family covered in animal hair.
well, some may call me crazy for my comment or maybe they'd call me an enabler? at any rate, I love dogs! and that is the cutest dog I've seen in a long time!!! I actually think having a very large dog living in your home would be a good thing. How would the cats feel about it?? they would probably grow to love the dog and all become good friends.
The only questions I would really ask are: How much do they shed? and who will clean up the back yard? (a dog that large can leave rather large... well you know!)
Cute, cute, cute!
sorry I didn't come with sedetives and the men in little white coats!!
Love you, K
Cute, now- yes! But have you seen these dogs fully grown? They're called gentle giants! GIANTS! You'll need to INCREASE the SIZE of your home to accommodate this giant. And yes, that song was and is a favorite of mine. Type in "They're coming to take me away" in Youtube and you can hear the song! I'll rescue you myself if you need me to bring you back to your senses!!
That is hilarious! Now I know why we get along so well. If you get Huck's sister then maybe she can be a playmate for Ron Burgundy. (Which is the name Chuck is stuck on giving the beast coming to live with us!) I think a big dog will give you some comfort. Especially when it is you and Son#3 alone in the house. Maybe we can do training classes together. I certainly don't want a 160 pound animal with no manners. I say go for it but then again, you know how my crazies are laid out.
OH MY GOSH JANINE! My brother has one, and it is the best thing ever! It has a BEE-autiful fluffy coat and she is the sweetest thing! You would love one. It would be great if Son #3 goes off to a friends house. 3 words Best. Company. Ever. (Besides friends and family of course hehe)
- E
WOW! That would get to be SO big! But look on the bright side. You can make C do all the work :) Love you and miss you TONS! R. H.
Mother, you know you want to. I told L about it. All she said was, and I quote, "Ha! That's going to be a big dog!"and like M said. Low maintenance. High five!
I do remember that song on the radio but I can't remember the "artist".
All I can say about that adorable puppy is they do get very big and big dogs have big poop. I am an animal lover-dogs,cats,horses,hummingbirds-all sizes too. But I don't like dog poop in my yard and I especially don't like big dog poop to scoop up. Just a thought-a poopy one at that!
I think my mom used to sing that song when we were kids...I can't imagine why. :)
And that puppy is pretty much the cutest thing I've seen all day. Except for my son, but you know, I'm biased there. :)
I also remember that song on the radio. This might be one of those things not to say but here goes. My sisters dear friend lost her husband in March (early 50's no kids), anyway Nancy was so lonely she had my sister go with her to Anchorage to get a cute little dog. That same sister had another good friend whose husband commited suicide last week, when my sister got home from my daughters wedding the daughter of the guy who committed suicide was checking out Nancy's dog who was visiting my sister house to see if that is the type of dog she wanted. I think there is a pattern here. Do people prey on people who have lost someone with cute little dogs? Okay, this might really go on your list of things not to say.
Another thought about a dog...they don't do as well on their own...like when you go out of town!
But hey, C can now call you the crazy lady with a dog!! Your getting closer to having as many pets as kids!! Love you! V
I haven't even finished the blog yet...I was already thinking get the dog! Then I scrolled down and saw the pics!!!! GET THE DOG!!! OMG!!!
I will be breeding them when your bro retires! Sooooo...maybe I can get a MALE and breed him with yours!
GET IT! GET IT! GET IT!!!
XOXO
K in AK
J-in response to what mom said, yes the poop is huge, yes when they pee its like a firehose (a fireman could accidently grab him and use him to put out a 3 alarm fire!!)
And yes they get HUGE, but it will be one of he best dogs you've ever had!
BIG DOGS ROCK!
THE MORE THE DOG, THE MORE TO LOVE
Mother, I solemnly swear on all things holy. I will clean up the poop. Just get the friggin thing!
Ooh Connor! Well said. Aunt K1 wanted to say it that way too! (but Uncle M1 yells at me when I use those "words"...he calls it my "Chicago talk".) Wha-ev huh?? So
J-JUST GET DA FRIGGIN' DAWG!!!!!
(sigh...I feel better{) ;P
K in AK
Whatta buncha ENABLERS!! LOL
Now if THAT isn't the pot calling the kettle black!!!!
Drive this round K-hood
http://www.gentlegiantsrescue.com/images/giant%20English%20Mastiff.jpg
Nuff said
I feel so much better now about the whole poop clean up thing. Do what you want, we now have it in writing that son#3 will clean up all of the poop. That was my main concern!
Too Funny, I have to read all the comments and I just felt as if I was in your living room listening to your family go back and forth. I love your family and you're the only one I know! That sounds crazy doesn't it?
Love you Girl,
Julie
A-MEN SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Little Bro
OK!! Dr MK here and you KNOW you want the dog and I told you of all the downsides, but there are MANY more upsides. Also, they do perfectly well left alone, they are just couch potatoes. I almost named mine Tater, for Couch Tater!! The poop is huge, but because of that it is easy to spot and avoid or clean-up!! I will so put in a good word with you to his breeder if you need me to do!! You know you love them all grown too, because you have seen Harley and she was a sweet girl. Two other things to consider, females usually aren't big slobber-ers like males can be. Harley nor Macy ever slobbered. Just make sure you put a rug where her water bowl is. Also, they shed like short haired dogs do. They aren't super hairy, but you will have to vacuum, but they dont' have huge hairy undercoats like a lab or german shepherds. So, you know, go for it!
Okay...I'm somewhat of a "Giant Dog Expert" since I have Newfoundland dogs! (Picture 150 lbs with double coats and a giant head!) Mastiffs are one of my favorite breeds, but definitely do some research on them BEFORE you get one:) Since they are giant breeds, they don't live as long as smaller dogs (usually 10-12 years if you're lucky)and they can have BIG health problems. If you're looking at a puppy, be sure that the parents have both had their hips/elbows x-rayed and are free of dysplasia. These dogs often have heart defects, so be sure to get a contract or have the puppy's heart checked by a board-certified cardiologist. (preferably before you buy.)
I'm not trying to scare you away..once you have one, you will never feel right without one again. They are wonderful companions and you will not believe how much you can love a dog!
Be careful with vaccines...do your research first. Some of the vaccines make them very sick. (If the breeder has been doing this long, she should be able to help you with things like vaccines, diet, etc...)
I have four dogs and I love them all, but I have NEVER had a dog that I have loved as much as my Newfies. Giant breeds are very special! (And Oh.My.God....just look at that face!!!)
Yes, the poop is big, but a good diet will help make it easier to manage...and besides, Conner will pick it ALL up!!! ;)
The good news, is that they are worth every single bit of it!
Keep us posted....I love you!
Lis
I have just 3 words--WHAT A FACE!!!!!
I'll just sign myself--
Another Enabler (At least I admit it!!)
My cats --- indifferent to people overall.
My puppies --- adoring eyes on me.
My Cats ---cuddle time---are you kidding.
My puppies --- anytime, anywhere, the longer the better.
My cats --- able to stay by themselves if I am gone.
My puppies --- arrangements need to be made but oh are they ever glad to see me when I return.
My cats --- oh, were you gone.
My puppies --- Wow, you're back, I missed you these last 5 minutes.
Poopie stuff:
My Cats --- can manage this on their own, but you do need to clean up after them.
My puppies --- the bigger the dog, the bigger the .... (you know) but the bigger the tail wagging when you walk into the room again.
Note: The cat references from above can be changed to kids. Seems to fit also.
The problem with dogs, there are just to many wonderful breeds to be experienced in a lifetime. One note on Mastiff's, they do drool if that bothers you. But what a sweet face!
Arent these the dog that goes around with their tongue hanging out sloobbering everywhere?
That is the most precious puppy I have ever seen. You should get it just so I can look at the pictures.
They slobber!!????? GROSS!!! All on your new tile, just picture it, stepping in cold, wet, slobber in your barefeet. Need I say more. As one of the very few who are NOT enabling you, let me bring you back to reality.
Get the dog.
Go here and read how my Boomer came into my life:
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/city/collin/opinion/stories/DN-north_wail_0816edi.ART.North.Edition1.427eeb4.html
My Daz had a Bull Mastiff named
"Arnie Schwarzadoggie" who grew to be 135 pounds of slobbery, wet, doggie kisses. A great dog if ever there was one.
Yes it will eat like a teenager and poop like a horse. But if he sits with you on the couch to watch Project Runway or Dog Whisperer ( Boomers current faves)then it is sooooooo worth it.
Enjoy! Oh and if it were me, I'd get two of 'em for socialbility, LOL
hmm, eventully son #3 will go to college and leave you with the big dog and the big poop. Think Freedom, Jet setting off whenever you want -vs- Big Dog, Big Poop . . . your choice
Son #3 has 5 more years before heading off to college. My daughter says she is going to start a "Pet Sitting" business when she turns 14 (has been talking about this for several years) that will be just before #3 heads off to A&M ...OOOOPPPPS! did I say A&M? well you know, wherever he decides to go?!?
Keep in mind #3....A&M is a mere 2 hour drive from K-wood, you could be home visiting your sweet doggie whenever you want!!! I'm just saying.....
I probably don't even need to sign this one! I bet you can guess who this is!!!!
J - Iagree with the problem of leaving the dog. - not like a cat. You must find someone or board him and that is expensive these days. Also make Conner sign a contract. They always seem to forget that "forever" or "all the time" statements.
But then again dogs are good companions - I guess I would go for a smaller verson. Good luck with whatever you choose.
Love your blogs.
Saundra
I agree with the contract idea- that is a very good idea Saundra.
K.
this is all pretty funny to read! the dog is so cute. Yay! i saw 4 cassowaries yesterday here in the rainforest - they look like snuffalufagus from behind!!! They're so cool!!!! And Nats husband flew me to LA! How cool is that? :)
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